People always ask me if I like the West Coast better than the East Coast. I don't like this question. There are oceans in both of those places.
A question I'd much rather ponder is "Baltimore or LA?"
My Grandmother recently reminded me that LA has earthquakes, but Baltimore has Michael Phelps. I told her he has a girlfriend, she yelled, "that stripper?!", I explained she was a model. Grandma said Baltimore has Allison Schmitt. I told Grandma I'm not a lesbian.
Anyway, this list is NOT what is better/worse about one city vs the other. This is just a list of things that each city has. (I have a feeling this might be a very boring list.)
Baltimore/Surrounding Areas: Los Angeles/Surrounding Areas:
Michael Phelps Dodgers
Allison Schmitt Angels
Orioles Kings
Ravens Lakers
Inner Harbor Clippers
Wegmans Smog
Snow Traffic
Humidity Runyon Canyon
Rain Earthquakes
Crabs Mudslides
Snowballs In N Out
"The Wire" and "Veep" All other tv shows that aren't "The Wire" and
"Veep"
Otterbein's Cookies Yogurtland/Menchie's
Preakness The Hollywood Bowl
Berger Cookies The Grove (aka the hot sauce store)
Natty Boh Universal Studios
UTZ (Crab Chips) Disneyland
Dunkin' Donuts Rodeo Drive and other places with expensive
things that I can't afford
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