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Friday, April 27, 2012

"We Were On A Break!" and other things Ross said that piss us off


So that might be the only one. But the way he says things is definitely annoying. Sometimes it is 'who', Ross.

As sad as it is, most of us have been cheated on or have cheated on someone. It sucks. It really does. But if you’re on a break, does it still count as cheating?

To be technical, I don’t know why Rachel wanted a break. She changed her mind the next morning. That’s not much of a break if you ask me (and I know you did).  I really like Ross’ suggestion. “Let’s get some frozen yogurt or something.” BRILLIANT MAN. I don’t know why Rachel didn’t jump him right then and propose. This might have something to do with my love of froyo, but mostly I just think Rachel was being an idiot. [Potential suitors: Take me to Yogurtland or Menchie's and I'm yours.]



But what if you don’t think it’s a break? What if you’ve broken up and think there’s no chance of getting back together? First, you shouldn’t sleep with anyone within the first twenty four hours of a breakup. It’s slutty. Also, girls are indecisive and she will probably call you the next morning wanting to get back together. But mostly it’s just slutty.

Whether you're on a break or not, or you think you are, or she thinks you are, it ultimately comes down to this: IT DOESN'T MATTER. It doesn't matter if your friends say "you were on a break. she/he is wrong!" because she/he is right. The person who gets hurt is always right. Perfect example: if you get shot, you're right. I don't know how, but you just are. Mainly because you didn't shoot someone. 

To sum up, don't sleep with people. Apparently it will always end badly. You're welcome!

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